If the “cup of joe” at your office is more like a sludgy CUP OF TAR . . . the only thing worse than drinking it is SCOOPING it out of your cup and putting it on your bagel. Or . . . maybe that’s the next coffee trend?
There’s a Swiss company online that’s selling TUBES OF COFFEE that you can spread on your morning toast or croissant. It’s kind of like a tube of oil paint that’s black, so it’s thick enough that you could put it on fruit, like a banana.
They advertise it as a product you can “eat or drink” that is “crafted from 100% Fairtrade Arabica beans and sweetened with organic Swiss beet sugar.”
You don’t “drink” it out of the tube . . . they say it could be mixed with water to create an instant coffee. (Which seems messier and even less appealing than carrying a packet of instant coffee around.)
One website had some people taste-test the spreadable coffee on bread, on a banana, and in some water, and the reactions were . . . uh, mixed.
If you’re interested in trying it out, the company is called “No Normal Coffee.” You can only get these tubes online.
You can get a “single” tube for $17.00. They say that’s the equivalent of “20 cups.” You can also get packs of three or six . . . but you’re PROBABLY going to want to taste this stuff before you invest too much into it.
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